haha, how bout a FUN EASTER SING-A-LONG???
(i found this on the craziest blog EVER! hahaaha...)
Here comes Peter Cottontail (cotton = the white sticky stuff on his "tail")
Hoppin' down the bunny trail, (hopping in a pelvic thrust like manor)
Hippity hoppity, (uh huh)
Easter's on its way (and boy does he have a yummy surprise for many many girls)



Bringin' ev'ry girl and boy (see)
A basketful of Easter joy (wrapped in rubber)
Things to make your Easter
Bright and gay (*nods*)



He's got jelly beans for Tommy (i'm sure they have wiggly tails)
Colored eggs for sister Sue (he's figured out a way to dye sperm!)
There's an orchid for your mommy (date rape drug)
And an Easter bonnet too. Oh! (it's carrying fun toys....)



Here comes Peter Cottontail (again...with the "cotton")
Hoppin' down the bunny trail (i think he idolizes michael jackson)
Hippity hoppity (yup)
Happy Easter Day (he'll even scramble your eggs for you!)



Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail
Look at him hop and listen to him say, (I WANT YOUR SEX)



"Try to do the things you should" (it's natural)
Maybe if you're extra good (*purs*)
He'll roll lots of Easter eggs your way (o__________o)



You'll wake up on Easter morning
And you'll know that he was there (see tht crusty stuff on your bed sheets?)
When you find those choc'late bunnies (ahh! YOU'VE BECOME A STATISTIC!)
That he's hiding ev’rywhere, (in your underwear drawer)
Oh! (..orgasim?)



Here' comes Peter Cottontail (oh baby oh baby)
Hoppin' down the bunny trail (he's pimpin now)
Hippity hoppity (look at that velvet purple jumpsuit)
Happy Easter Day!!!!! (it was fun for me too!)