I'm here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away

You seem very well, things look peaceful

I'm not quite as well,
I thought you should know.
Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity?
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?

In general, I detest the male species.

It's fun to people-watch while rating their sex lives on a scale of 1 to 10.

I cry at the drop of a hat. I realized that I cannot face the thought of loving somebody so much and then watching them die.

Damn, why does it seem like my mother is right about everything? Oh right- it's because she is.

I want a boy.

Bad ass mothafucka.