hahahahaha
these are random bits of conversation from me and mark that he put on his website
hahahahahahaha......
by the way, this was the beginning of my corruption.... ;)


-SuZ: oooh....FUNston

-SuZ: short peopLe rock!

-SuZ: i choked on strawberry miLk a few weeks ago!

-SuZ: packages, diLdos, and choking the chicken, i've learned SO many new wordS!

-SuZ: i live such a pathetic liFe

-SuZ: just b/c you buy me a driNk doesn't mean ur gonna get some! it just ups the possibiLity

-SuZ: i missed you MASSIVELY!

-SuZ: i <3 ur winky marK

-SuZ: no...more...winkies.

-SuZ: eeeeeww....remember when y'all dared me to hit on megg???!

-SuZ: whoa..these guys just ran across my yard....
Mark: and you went out to give yourself to them?
SuZ: LoL..ass

-SuZ: remember marK, i loooove UR winkY!

-SuZ: my famiLy had to get a picture taken for our church which is why i'm stiLL homE but my lil sister katie (she's 13) is taLLer than mE (dammit!) and so the photographer guy gave me a stooL to stand on so i wouLd be taLLer in the picturE! haha, i was liKE "i LUV YOU!!!"

-SuZ: Dude! we ass-raped those kids at the go kart place!
Mark: you and your strap-on's
SuZ: you know it
SuZ: strap ons??

-Mark: ok, i'm watching this commercial, now suz, if a guy was wearing a nice cologne, would you have sex with him in an elevator?
SuZ: haha, definitely!

-Mark: you still haven't gotten use to my winky yet!!!
SuZ: lol, not sure if i ever will!

-Mark: O:-)!!!
SuZ: haha, angel my ass
Mark: angel.....is that some kinda street slang for spank?

-Mark: i could really use a hug
Mark: or a hummer, and when i say hummer, i don't mean the car
Mark: ;-)
SuZ: ewwwwwwww
SuZ: i don't get it
SuZ: what does hummer mean???????
Mark: it's nearly nothing
Mark: it's just another word used to describe a BJ
SuZ: a BJ???
SuZ: oooooooooooo
SuZ: a BJ