stories i have been told today.
don't freak out- i'm leaving them anonymous.

once, there were two robots, named rodd and todd.
Then ___ decided that she hates people.
and then susan decided the same thing.
and they lived happily, hating people the world over.

I wrote this song today that's called Episode 57
the chorus goes
Out of the 3 girls
That came with the lady
Jan will always be the hottest Brady
cause in episode 57 they all bash on jan's looks

once upon a time... a girl named ___ cooked chicken for her little sister ___.
___ really didnt want to try her sister's horrible cooking, so she ran away to the computer, locked the door, and went online.
___ was sooo stubborn that she stayed in there for a whole week and practically starved herself!
that's when she learned that she should really appreciate her sister because her sister did what she did cuz she loved ___.

well one day this chick was walking down the street ( this happens to be me) and she walks into the grocery store and smack she runs into this MAJOR hottie and says omg! your Steve-O from Jackass themn he goes yeah in that sexy voice a his ... then you should know the rest I mean they get married and have 6 kids and live happily ever after!

there once was a boy named ___ who was just disturbed from his game by a girl named susan.
no one has seen or heard of susan since.

once upon a time there was a guy who really liked this girl but was never sure if the girl liked him back
and one day
the guy
because he had so much other things to think about
asked the girl to tell him that she didnt like him
and the girl finally agreed to it
she wrote him a letter
explaining how much she didnt want to do this
and that no matter what she would never forget about him
and, as the boy requested, she told him he would not have a chance of going out with her
much time passed, and the boy and girl did not talk for a long while
but one stormy night
the girl had a dream
that she was older
and happily married to the boy - who was also older
when she woke up
she right away told the boy about this
and though he was happy that she showed signs of remembering him, as she promised
he didn't know what to do
he liked this girl very much, and would - without any doubt - marry her happily
and now this girl liked the boy too
but with both of them busy with much else
they both knew that they would not be able to do much together
the girl is calling the boy right now
so the boy has to go
and stop the story
the end

i had a family reunion today
i realized that my family is super conservative
the end

VolunteerMexican (10:37:41 PM): once upon a time
VolunteerMexican (10:38:07 PM): there was a beautiful princess locked in the top of a gigantic tower
VolunteerMexican (10:38:11 PM): in the shape of a penis
unPAMPELMOUSSE (10:38:19 PM): interesting...
VolunteerMexican (10:38:47 PM): to keep her from jumping, her captor grew weeds twice as tall as a man, with thorns, all around the bass of the tower
unPAMPELMOUSSE (10:39:13 PM): oh man
VolunteerMexican (10:39:27 PM): one day, the princess wrote for help, and sent the message paper flying in the wind
VolunteerMexican (10:39:33 PM): it was picked up
VolunteerMexican (10:39:35 PM): by a mexican
unPAMPELMOUSSE (10:39:45 PM): *ooo la la*
VolunteerMexican (10:39:58 PM): noone knows for sure what the note really said, but this is how he read it....
VolunteerMexican (10:40:57 PM): "h- he- help mme, I'm sstuck in a twer...tewr....towe...oh oh a tower, need hhelp.........
unPAMPELMOUSSE (10:41:12 PM): aww
VolunteerMexican (10:41:39 PM): will pay $100 (US), bonus for cleanliness, can exchange for pesos"
VolunteerMexican (10:41:56 PM): and so, the mexican set out to make some money, and rescue the princess in the process
VolunteerMexican (10:42:13 PM): because we all know what is really important
unPAMPELMOUSSE (10:42:32 PM): of course
VolunteerMexican (10:43:00 PM): and so, he fired up his stolen lawnmower....VROOOM VROOM
unPAMPELMOUSSE (10:43:15 PM): sexy
VolunteerMexican (10:43:38 PM): it had a lawn chair roped to the top
VolunteerMexican (10:43:53 PM): and so he sat, mowing and mowing and mowing
unPAMPELMOUSSE (10:44:06 PM): awesome
VolunteerMexican (10:44:11 PM): and mowing som mo
VolunteerMexican (10:44:15 PM): but then
VolunteerMexican (10:44:19 PM): :scary music:
unPAMPELMOUSSE (10:44:24 PM): ::hides::
VolunteerMexican (10:44:33 PM): the evil prince came out and shot him with a laser gun
VolunteerMexican (10:45:12 PM): but just before he died, the mexican reached for the mower, and flipped the "super mexican power" switch
VolunteerMexican (10:45:27 PM): and the power transformed into a GIANT MOWER FROM HELL
VolunteerMexican (10:45:37 PM): and it mowed the tower down
VolunteerMexican (10:45:43 PM): crumble crumble crumble
VolunteerMexican (10:45:49 PM): and crumble some mo
unPAMPELMOUSSE (10:46:05 PM): ahhhhh!
VolunteerMexican (10:46:13 PM): oh, and it cut up the evil prince into a thousant little pieces
VolunteerMexican (10:46:21 PM): and he was carried away by south american army ants
VolunteerMexican (10:46:35 PM): and also, the princess fell to her death
VolunteerMexican (10:46:42 PM): the end.
unPAMPELMOUSSE (10:46:42 PM): oh no!
unPAMPELMOUSSE (10:46:45 PM): lol
unPAMPELMOUSSE (10:46:47 PM): bravo
unPAMPELMOUSSE (10:46:49 PM): that was lovely
VolunteerMexican (10:46:52 PM): good story?
unPAMPELMOUSSE (10:47:08 PM): extremely good
unPAMPELMOUSSE (10:47:11 PM): well done
VolunteerMexican (10:49:17 PM): whats funny is imaging the giant mower knocking over a giant phallic tower
unPAMPELMOUSSE (10:49:44 PM): haha, that would be awesome
VolunteerMexican (10:49:55 PM): oh
VolunteerMexican (10:49:57 PM): I forgot
VolunteerMexican (10:50:02 PM): when the princess fell to her death
VolunteerMexican (10:50:23 PM): she fell mouth first on the top of the tower
VolunteerMexican (10:50:31 PM): open mouthed
unPAMPELMOUSSE (10:50:37 PM): gasp!
VolunteerMexican (10:50:47 PM): whats interesting
VolunteerMexican (10:50:59 PM): is that the water supply somehow was shot out the top of the tower
VolunteerMexican (10:51:02 PM): she was known
VolunteerMexican (10:51:04 PM): as the princess
VolunteerMexican (10:51:10 PM): who swallowed the biggest load in history
VolunteerMexican (10:51:13 PM): then end again
unPAMPELMOUSSE (10:51:37 PM): ahh!!
unPAMPELMOUSSE (10:51:45 PM): ::applause::


haha, some interesting folk. you gotta love 'em.