who am i? here are the facts.

i am susan, suzie, suzies, suz, suzy q, etc..

i have 3 little sisters.
i have 2 parents.
i have a parakeet.
i have 2 bunnies.
i have a frog.
i used to have gerbils, fish, and a turtle.
oh, and i had a caterpillar and numerous toads at one point as well.
i was on the distinguished honor roll.
i am the world's worst procrastinator.
i love to relax.
i love to be busy.
i love getting away with everything.
i read little kid's books, dirty books, the dialogues of plato, and funny things at barnes and noble.
i have a hidden post-it note obsession. (especially bright yellow ones)
i like the smell of axe spray.
i love saving stranded worms and digging holes for them.
i am addicted to lipgloss.
i hate all things pink tonight.
i am ugly and fat and i hate my hair.
i want to make a necklace.
i need a fake ring with a big plastic jewel.
i'm not afraid of death.
i am buying a hot tub. soon.
my room is almost clean. (still)
i am afraid of success.
i hate men.
i can't stand girls.
i am obsessive-compulsive.
i want to be rescued.
i need sunshine.
i always want what i can't have.
i am never fully satisfied.
i enjoy long walks on the beach.
i hate weapons.
i have no appetite. except for tonight and i feel disgusting.
i am teaching myself how to wiggle every toe individually.
i'm tired of being so needy.
je ne sais pas que je veux.
jessica sent me a postcard from europe.
i am going to cry.
i have no friends. they're all pretending.
i hate my attitude.
i love dancing in the rain.
i love fog. excessive fog.
i need someone who either understands or admits that they don't understand.
i love to feel warm and cozy.
i need to be needed.
i am easily bored.
i am easily amused.
i know a guy who's seriously schizophrenic.
i like my freckles.
i have given up on boyfriends.
i have too high standards and i am not worthy of them.
my sunburn itches. maybe i have sun poisoning.
i need someone who comes running after me.
i like glitter. gold glitter.
mike has my slinky in his car. i want it back.